Is it time to fess up to being a closet chunky monkey and join us on the Herbalife gut loss programme?
Admitting to the existence of an issue is the first step to a new life for you. A life which will include gagging on pink frothy gunk that has been sold to you by a skinny, sinister looking bloke from Pendine (your mate Vincent – the only skinny man in the village).
Dr. Vince MD will weigh you, tell you your metabolic age, how fat you really are (which is obese in your case) and if you’ve got big bones... He’ll then load you up with his products at mates rates of which he knows little or nothing about and it will all be done with a wrinkly thin smile....Who knows, in a couple of weeks you may even be able to see you ribs again cause god knows you ain’t seen them for a while have you....
So come on and have a go at shedding one or two of those tyres and that extra chin. We’re starting on Tuesday weigh in is at 6pm in the barn. I reckon your pushing 16st....
You know it makes sense......
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