Just back from a solo 30 miler to Llandeilo and back " on the bang" first time for a while and no Andy to hide behind into the headwind on return leg. "Why no Andy?" I hear you ask. Well he was last seen tucking into a freshly baked family size Boreki pie at 1am this morning after our gig at the Mariners in Laugharne. The pie is currently working it's way through the big mans colon and is expected to make an appearance later this afternoon...

The Three Mariners

Friday 27th August

The return of The Two Fat Cyclists 'fatter than ever' to the old stomping ground that is The New Three Mariners, Laugharne. A first set of new songs had a mixed reception: an 'ambitious' rendition of The Band's 'The Weight' was received with mild applause and Damien Rice's Volcano was met with a stunned silence.

The Second set comes along and all hell is let loose as words are forgotten, chord sequences of genuine 3 chorders are lost in the cataclysmic aberration that has been advertised as live music. Like a rabbit in the headlights of a 3 chorder Phil crumbles under the expectation of the drunken throng. Andy is berated by the barmen for pinching Phil's words and both entertainers exit stage right to the safety of the snug.

Phil 'the comeback' Jenkins digs deep and after a serious team talk from his manager (Ping Pong) he walks proudly back on stage and wins the crowd over with storming renditions of 'Purple Rain', 'Jolene' and 'Can't take My Eyes off You '.

'Superb', is the comment that flashes up from the very drunk 'Ant's Hill Mob', as Phil concludes a roller coaster of a night with an unforgettable 'Hotel California'.

£60 collected for the N.S.P.C.C.

Thanks

E Mail request to Bill 'Ping Pong' Webeniuk

Is it time to fess up to being a closet chunky monkey and join us on the Herbalife gut loss programme?

Admitting to the existence of an issue is the first step to a new life for you. A life which will include gagging on pink frothy gunk that has been sold to you by a skinny, sinister looking bloke from Pendine (your mate Vincent – the only skinny man in the village).

Dr. Vince MD will weigh you, tell you your metabolic age, how fat you really are (which is obese in your case) and if you’ve got big bones... He’ll then load you up with his products at mates rates of which he knows little or nothing about and it will all be done with a wrinkly thin smile....Who knows, in a couple of weeks you may even be able to see you ribs again cause god knows you ain’t seen them for a while have you....

So come on and have a go at shedding one or two of those tyres and that extra chin. We’re starting on Tuesday weigh in is at 6pm in the barn. I reckon your pushing 16st....

You know it makes sense......