Thursday, August 13, 2009

Artist of international renown urinates on trout shrine in act of defiance

Tuesday 11th August - Ugly scenes witnessed by anglers!!!
Ugly scenes were witnessed by a number of day anglers at Llys Y Fran Country Park on Tuesday of this week during a day of trout fishing.
A party of 4 including Craig Wood (Artist & Senior Fine Arts Lecturer), George Wood (Trout Slayer), Pepe (Friend of George) and Fat Cyclist Phil Pork Pie had up until the FLASH point enjoyed a gentle days lake fishing at the West Wales beauty spot on Tuesday afternoon.
Tempers suddenly flared when after approximately 4 hours of fruitless fishing, George Wood, managed to land a massive 10oz specimen and decided to PARADE his catch under his fathers nose.
Wood senior who had up to this point been fairly calm, suddenly errupted. It is believed the combination of sunny skies and several organic bananas fuelled the rant which culminated in Wood- Art rushing over to some near by bushes, exposing himself to local anglers, shouting `I can't do this anymore` and ending by urinating over a shrine to local trout legend Billy Resaso Claberston Wing-nut.
Wood was later calmed by friends and travelled home with the party to eat the catch. He has vowed to cut down on banana intake in the future.

Pork Pie

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