Henry Jones arrived back at Pendine today following Englands dismal display against the French in their quarter final match at the Rugby World Cup in New Zealand.
Jones, 46 who is a world leader in sales bullshit had hoped to lay low in the seaside resort in an attempt to avoid multi-dimensional ribbing from his Welsh associates.
His plan was scuppered however when local hacks spotted the hairy blonde toff exiting his playboy VW Sirocco Coupe at his in-laws residence this afternoon.It is thought that the bleached folicle-meister will stay until he has cleared his in laws larder and the contents of their new American style fridge and gained at least 12lbs in bulk ahead of his next big pressure sales campaign which involves the targeting of senile pensioners who wet themselves who Jones thinks need software that alerts them to media articles about them and their friends.
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